age: 34 (Apr 06, 1974)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2007
occupation: Game Tester. Actor. Misanthrope.
crush: Gina Carano. I love tough girls who kick ass.
most humbling moment: Teaching a blind girl how to rock climb.
stats: 5' 10"
heroes: Jesse Custer, Spider Jerusalem, and The Invisible Army.
body mods: 1 Tattoo. No, I'm not going to show you.
into: Making sharp things go through soft things that scream and bleed.
gets me hot: Brains. Nothing hotter than a smart girl.
makes me sad: When no one loves me.
makes me happy: Hating the whole world and everything in it. Including you.
i lost my virginity: Typical story, just like any other drug-induced, date-rape scenario. Nothing out of the ordinary here. Except for the goat. Now I can't seem to climax without at least one farm animal...

St. Bastard
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- ALBUM Celestine: Beautiful Blue So beautiful... 7/14/08






















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