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gender: SG
age: 90 (Sep 26, 1922)
occupation: Database programmer and purchaser for commerical airline repairs.
heroes: Wonder woman and my best buddie Nikki "get your cunt out!!!!"
i lost my virginity: to my brother when I was 10. he was shit.
gets me hot: Baths, Saunas, equatorial countries.
sign: A very undecisive Libra. Trying to sort the equilibriums of
most humbling moment: When I realised I was a man
makes me sad: that no one has assinated bush, people who put other people down to satisfy themselves. Negativity. Not touring.
body mods: couple'o tunnels, lip, nose, septum, belly tat. Esta aqui!
into: Anything sinister and playing guitar. My latest sex toy has been Henry the Hoover. Now I know why men use it!!
stats: I see I smell I taste I hear I touch I sense What else do you need to know?
fantasy: Buying Vlad the Impalers castle in Romania then making it into a giant MTV unplugged type dungeon hotel thing
Me and my band went on tour...
On TV...
In magazines...
Bass player Agnieszka gettin' nudey rudey at every show... She insists we take her clothes off, tie her up and pour hot wax on her... Sigh, if we must.
We were all smelly and dirty after that so we had a bath lol... yeah yeah yeah, I know they're hot ladies.
Tour stories... Drivers got more than what they bargained for as passers-by caught glimpse of some unsavoury behaviour from the 'ladies' on the tour bus. Aboard the fanny waggon there were no relief facilities, there was a jar... Which was quickly filled with a cloudy yellow substance. Vehicular transport making things difficult. The porn went on while I guillotined the flyers. The time flew by.
Arrived in Crewe about 3pm where we bundled drummer Vikki Brown!! Got set up, went to the Maccas for din dins and shat ourselves before going on stage. On stage and trying not to knock at the knees, played our first tour show with barely any hiccups yeehaaa! The support bands were cool dudes! Son Of Shinobi were a great laugh and they’re lovely!!
Next... The meet, greet and beat. Met some very cool people and also met some bonkers and downright rude people. We went into a separate bar area where we saw normal pissed up life outside of London. It was un utter mishmash where glams and oddballs converge. Put off by the pestering we proceeded to have a conservative drink in our room above the bar, and suddenly Sineads bed broke for some reason. Can't think why? Maybe we bundled it.
3am kick out time at the bar. Some shouting and screaming outside brought our curiosities to the window where we saw two expectant mothers punching another lady. Because they were so drunk their reactions were delayed it was like watching it in slow mo. Someone called the police but they never came. The gathering dispersed and we went to the...
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