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WE've made it into NME!!! 
We pissed our little panties when we found out a day after our release that we were going to have our video featured on the front page of NME. It's a big thing considering we are complete unknowns. (Yeehhaa grandmaaa!)
I am the proud guitarist of an all girl group in London called The Courtesans. We're on the more commerical side of the music industry, we are passionate about music and have been lurking around the music scene for years as backing singers, band members, tour staff blah blah, at the end of last year we came together to create havoc in the studio. A lot of people are just going to see the boobies and think 'Hmmm, bloody attention seekers.' They are right. Tits out, jazz hands, the whole shebang, the lot. Most of the music has been written and produced by us too. Yeah, we're total tech boffs! Not. But we don't do too bad on the ol' mixdown... (we're still learning). We've nearly finished writing and producing all the tracks.
We hope everyone at Suicide Girls will be entertained by us and get hard-ons... or get clit-ons? and ear-ons? I'm just trying to say it's time to get it on y'all
Visit us on: http://www.nme.com/nme-video/the-courtesans---venus-in-furs-nsfw/1424636568001
Support will be massively appreciated... Only if you like us. Love and kisses to all your pink parts (or blue for some).
Saffy.
We pissed our little panties when we found out a day after our release that we were going to have our video featured on the front page of NME. It's a big thing considering we are complete unknowns. (Yeehhaa grandmaaa!)
I am the proud guitarist of an all girl group in London called The Courtesans. We're on the more commerical side of the music industry, we are passionate about music and have been lurking around the music scene for years as backing singers, band members, tour staff blah blah, at the end of last year we came together to create havoc in the studio. A lot of people are just going to see the boobies and think 'Hmmm, bloody attention seekers.' They are right. Tits out, jazz hands, the whole shebang, the lot. Most of the music has been written and produced by us too. Yeah, we're total tech boffs! Not. But we don't do too bad on the ol' mixdown... (we're still learning). We've nearly finished writing and producing all the tracks.
We hope everyone at Suicide Girls will be entertained by us and get hard-ons... or get clit-ons? and ear-ons? I'm just trying to say it's time to get it on y'all
Visit us on: http://www.nme.com/nme-video/the-courtesans---venus-in-furs-nsfw/1424636568001
Support will be massively appreciated... Only if you like us. Love and kisses to all your pink parts (or blue for some).
Saffy.
Hey guys just a quick update on my band for those of you who are following... We've just released the full length trailer for Venus In Furs and as of today it's gone viral! We were a bit nervous about the release because it's uncensored. Everything is on show... And what a show it is.
Tim Mattia and Aaron Kyle who have both produced various music vids inculding You Me At Six, The Dead Weather and Biffy Clyro were ours for the day, we were very excited to be working with them.If there's anyone out there you know that would appreciate this vid please forward it on.
After ONE day we've already made it top of the NME videos on their website!!! Exciting stuff!
I give you our 1st vid by The Courtesans!
http://www.nme.com/nme-video/the-courtesans---venus-in-furs-nsfw/1424636568001
<3 xxx
Tim Mattia and Aaron Kyle who have both produced various music vids inculding You Me At Six, The Dead Weather and Biffy Clyro were ours for the day, we were very excited to be working with them.If there's anyone out there you know that would appreciate this vid please forward it on.
After ONE day we've already made it top of the NME videos on their website!!! Exciting stuff!
I give you our 1st vid by The Courtesans!
http://www.nme.com/nme-video/the-courtesans---venus-in-furs-nsfw/1424636568001
<3 xxx
Check out this vid I did. It was for my friends group. I had to pretend I was on drugs, it wasn't hard... coz I actually was. haha xxx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLVSlPqVap0&feature=youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLVSlPqVap0&feature=youtu.be
Ladies and gentle wankers, just in case you haven't had the chance, I've got a new LIVE all girl dirty pop band called The Courtesans. We've started public relations but we're not intending to crazy till around March time. So we're leaking bits out here and there. We're lucky to have such a wonderful team and amazing manager backing us.
If you are interested and would like to help us on our way please show your support on facebook.com/thecourtesans
Me
Monique
Sinead
Agnes
Can't wait to show you the full length uncensored clip! Much love to all,
Saffire
xxxxxxx
If you are interested and would like to help us on our way please show your support on facebook.com/thecourtesans
Me
Monique
Sinead
Agnes
Can't wait to show you the full length uncensored clip! Much love to all,
Saffire
xxxxxxx
Ok peoples, here's a sneak preview of my all girl band clip. We're going mainstream soon, it's a bit scary!!! Check it out!!!
xxx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kPW3DVWO4A
xxx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kPW3DVWO4A
I gots da cancerz
Dermatofibrosarcoma Protuberans Incompetans (cancer)
Told you so.
From the age of 21 I visited 4 doctors complaining of an irritable inverted lump that seems to be manifesting just below my rib cage on the left handside. The last doctor decided to refer me on to a dermatologist, who then sent me for a biopsy... All of them said the operation was unessesary because, "it wont look very good on the beach". None of them suspected cancer. It had started to hurt and it's never nice to turn to your other half and say 'my lump hurts'. He was sick with worry.
4 years since my 1st doctors visit (march 12th 2011) I explained the feeling I had that it had a root. I had my biopsy. The biopsy results were revealed and I can't say I was surprised, I had already prepared myself, I had a funny feeling. One afternoon the surgeon contacted me, extremely excited at the find she went on to say that I was right to have it looked at, and yes it did have a root. It was like hanukkah and halloween and all come at once.
Tuesday 21st of June I was taken in for emergency surgery after the pains got worse, I have a 10 inch scar that seems to be heeling well. Other than that the hospital discharged me the next day with a letter to my 'family GP' who I've never heard of. I didn't need pain killers because I'm strong as a bull, however now it's getting tender. I can still do all the regular sky diving activities but just taking it easy. What do I do now? No one mentioned a word to me about the post operation surgery in hospital. I know they are busy people.
The only thing the nurse said was,
"Call me WHEN you need the bed pan." Degraded? Yes. First and last time? Yes!
No bed pan. Again. EVER.
She told me to wipe the slasher (wow that sounds absolutely horrible). I've got a giant slash across the torso, my bum is suspended by the meagre muscle of my back then I have to wipe?!?!??!?!?! Yes, I am strong, and now I'm strong, and violated... :
If I had one thing to say to anyone who has a 'feeling' go and get it checked out. Hmmm maybe it could be cancer? Maybe it could be AIDS? Or Parkinsons? Maybe it could be something that might be just a marginal hindrance to your life. If in doubt check it out and keep going. If you are from the US and have been diagnosed with cancer talk to Macmillan. They are incredible people and could possibly help you with financial concerns as well as support. When I hear anymore I'll keep you informed. Love and light to everyone out there.
Thank you to all staff at Broomfield Hospital, Essex. (even the grumpy lady, you know who you are).
Copy and paste the link below. I love life and find everything fascinating so I keep a lot of photos... add me if you can't see them, I have more going up soon with the last op. I asked the surgeon to take snaps of the op as well to see what the 'bad' cells look like. Hopefully he got them. http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.148429408553117.33643.100001581756488
IAnd now I've got a rash on my gash...
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Biopsy
Innyrd Skynyrd lol
And I made a cake..... Nothing to do with cancer just thought it looked cool,
The good news is, I've just had the all clear
Dermatofibrosarcoma Protuberans Incompetans (cancer)
Told you so.
From the age of 21 I visited 4 doctors complaining of an irritable inverted lump that seems to be manifesting just below my rib cage on the left handside. The last doctor decided to refer me on to a dermatologist, who then sent me for a biopsy... All of them said the operation was unessesary because, "it wont look very good on the beach". None of them suspected cancer. It had started to hurt and it's never nice to turn to your other half and say 'my lump hurts'. He was sick with worry.
4 years since my 1st doctors visit (march 12th 2011) I explained the feeling I had that it had a root. I had my biopsy. The biopsy results were revealed and I can't say I was surprised, I had already prepared myself, I had a funny feeling. One afternoon the surgeon contacted me, extremely excited at the find she went on to say that I was right to have it looked at, and yes it did have a root. It was like hanukkah and halloween and all come at once.
Tuesday 21st of June I was taken in for emergency surgery after the pains got worse, I have a 10 inch scar that seems to be heeling well. Other than that the hospital discharged me the next day with a letter to my 'family GP' who I've never heard of. I didn't need pain killers because I'm strong as a bull, however now it's getting tender. I can still do all the regular sky diving activities but just taking it easy. What do I do now? No one mentioned a word to me about the post operation surgery in hospital. I know they are busy people.
The only thing the nurse said was,
"Call me WHEN you need the bed pan." Degraded? Yes. First and last time? Yes!
No bed pan. Again. EVER.
She told me to wipe the slasher (wow that sounds absolutely horrible). I've got a giant slash across the torso, my bum is suspended by the meagre muscle of my back then I have to wipe?!?!??!?!?! Yes, I am strong, and now I'm strong, and violated... :
If I had one thing to say to anyone who has a 'feeling' go and get it checked out. Hmmm maybe it could be cancer? Maybe it could be AIDS? Or Parkinsons? Maybe it could be something that might be just a marginal hindrance to your life. If in doubt check it out and keep going. If you are from the US and have been diagnosed with cancer talk to Macmillan. They are incredible people and could possibly help you with financial concerns as well as support. When I hear anymore I'll keep you informed. Love and light to everyone out there.
Thank you to all staff at Broomfield Hospital, Essex. (even the grumpy lady, you know who you are).
Copy and paste the link below. I love life and find everything fascinating so I keep a lot of photos... add me if you can't see them, I have more going up soon with the last op. I asked the surgeon to take snaps of the op as well to see what the 'bad' cells look like. Hopefully he got them.
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.148429408553117.33643.100001581756488 IAnd now I've got a rash on my gash...
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Biopsy
Innyrd Skynyrd lol
And I made a cake..... Nothing to do with cancer just thought it looked cool,
The good news is, I've just had the all clear
Well it was a long story... It was all dark and I could hear mumbling, it was so hard to get around like being trapped in like a maple syrup, talk about stuffy! There were others around me, I knew we were fighting the same cause, a strong sense of comradery. didn't know em though. We went round a few bends, then I became stuck and didn't move for what was like an eternity, suspended but confined I try to move then it felt like I was being stretched... some one was squeezing my brain as if it would detatch from my body, then I saw a mass of light. It was blinding, never seen anything so bright before, 'Some body give me some sun glasses man!' I shouted but it was like no one understood. Why was everything so big? Time went on and I saw tits.
The end.
Birth by Saffire
The end.
Birth by Saffire
Poo and Putting on weight...
Is it just me or has everyone been letting themselves go a little bit. I got so upset last week... I usually weigh 8st, now I weigh 9. It was such a shock for someone of my stature, I had the biggest bloated belly that happened over night, I looked 7 months pregnant. Maybe it's because I hadn't had a shit for a week.
Oh the horror!! I got off the scales, ran into my room got my jogging bottoms on and I ran down stairs, drank 3 sachets of poo-a-lot, ran out of the door down the road crying my eyes out. It must have looked hilarious. I don't over eat, but maybe I've been eating the wrong things.
I went into the park, doing sit ups and crunches. I even did press ups, of which I managed 2. I'm so unfit!! I hate running or jogging but it does the trick. I still didn't shit for 2 days after, I was ambushed walking uptown and it nearly ended in tragedy.
WHY?!?! I'm working harder and harder to keep the weight off in me old age, and what have I got to do to have a shit around here?
Fucked up.
xxxxx
Is it just me or has everyone been letting themselves go a little bit. I got so upset last week... I usually weigh 8st, now I weigh 9. It was such a shock for someone of my stature, I had the biggest bloated belly that happened over night, I looked 7 months pregnant. Maybe it's because I hadn't had a shit for a week.
Oh the horror!! I got off the scales, ran into my room got my jogging bottoms on and I ran down stairs, drank 3 sachets of poo-a-lot, ran out of the door down the road crying my eyes out. It must have looked hilarious. I don't over eat, but maybe I've been eating the wrong things.
I went into the park, doing sit ups and crunches. I even did press ups, of which I managed 2. I'm so unfit!! I hate running or jogging but it does the trick. I still didn't shit for 2 days after, I was ambushed walking uptown and it nearly ended in tragedy.
WHY?!?! I'm working harder and harder to keep the weight off in me old age, and what have I got to do to have a shit around here?
Fucked up.
xxxxx
