Haha! Lucky you!

Future me is going to have a much bigger beer belly than future you. Also, cats will follow me around instead of dogs.

What what? In the butt is my opening move!

only a little, thats the messed up part

You're alive, good work.

I would stay away from buses then. Or any vehicle similar to a bus just for good measure.

LOL can't wait. Looks like you're getting a boner. Is that future Yoohoo?

You won't believe me but I'm going to say it anyway.

I fucked her in the ass 5 minutes ago, said "This is for Rivera". She said "What?" as her head bounced against the wall.

When I was done I threw her aside and came to tell you.

Swear to god.

Out of interest if you did own an HK 416 could you use that as your weapon in the field?

I met a guy in the FBI that had the choice of the standard issue SIG 10mm or what ever it was; or providing his own, so he carries his MP5K.

Do you have the choice between the M4, M249 SAW, other American battle rifles, P90? can you put flashlights, bipods, and M203's anywhere they fit?

You're fundamentally decent, for an asshole. But then, who said the world doesn't need assholes?

Don't point that thing at me.

It follows me across the room...