age: 33 (Oct 27, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2013
occupation: Banker
i lost my virginity: ...and thank God I survived that.
into: tattoos, MMA, skateboarding, video games, debating.
most humbling moment: Pissed my pants when I was 5 because I was 50 levels, over 2 hours deep in Qbert on one quarter.
sign: Scorpio
makes me happy: My dog Toby, Early morning car rides, new socks, Starbucks iced chai.
gets me hot: tropical sunshine, blue eyes, lips, hearing my girlfriend whisper anything.
crush: My Girlfriend & The eccentric girl at work
heroes: Neil Gaiman, My Grandpa, Kevin Hart
makes me sad: Violence against women, homophobia, commercials about neglected animals, old people that have to eat cat food because their medications are too expensive.
stats: 5'6" 200lbs athlete turned desk jockey. Body is in hibernation, mind is at constant war with society.
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Powerball is $475 Million. That is absurd. I mean what could I do with like $200M that can't be done with $20k/yr? You know, besides everything.
Today is certainly a random thought morning.