
gender: SG
occupation: Closet Organizer
makes me happy: Squeezing blackheads
fantasy: Longer sideburns
body mods: Tail removal
why i did sg: Oh, for God's sake!
gets me hot: Crooked teeth, spitting, people who throw frisbees using forehand
i lost my virginity: In the !Kung language there's no word for virginity.
stats: three standard deviations away from the mean
makes me sad: Blackheads that refuse to cooperate
into: Backgammon, Vodka sours w/no ice, Javanese gamelan
crush: The Devil





































