age: 23 (May 16, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: avoiding one altogether
body mods: one below and one above
into: getting dirty, cleaning up
stats: i tend to run high
most humbling moment: humiliate me, please
gets me hot: me
i lost my virginity: on this awful couch
sign: the only inanimate
A Poem
Who am I?
Who indeed?
A friend in need?
A friend in tweed?
I suffer greed, to you I plead,
I plea to you,
What can you do?
Can you assuage?
Can you massage?
My decollage?
My entourage?
Throw me a bone,
Down from your throne.
And don't forget to flush.
Who am I?
Who indeed?
A friend in need?
A friend in tweed?
I suffer greed, to you I plead,
I plea to you,
What can you do?
Can you assuage?
Can you massage?
My decollage?
My entourage?
Throw me a bone,
Down from your throne.
And don't forget to flush.
JUNE 2008
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