age: 26 (May 16, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: avoiding one altogether
gets me hot: me
into: getting dirty, cleaning up
body mods: one below and one above
most humbling moment: humiliate me, please
sign: the only inanimate
i lost my virginity: on this awful couch
stats: i tend to run high
BLOGS
A Poem
Who am I?
Who indeed?
A friend in need?
A friend in tweed?
I suffer greed, to you I plead,
I plea to you,
What can you do?
Can you assuage?
Can you massage?
My decollage?
My entourage?
Throw me a bone,
Down from your throne.
And don't forget to flush.
Who am I?
Who indeed?
A friend in need?
A friend in tweed?
I suffer greed, to you I plead,
I plea to you,
What can you do?
Can you assuage?
Can you massage?
My decollage?
My entourage?
Throw me a bone,
Down from your throne.
And don't forget to flush.
DECEMBER 2010
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