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Pseudonymphis a 23 year-old in Los Angeles, CA.

I’m private

age: 23 (May 16, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: avoiding one altogether

body mods: one below and one above

into: getting dirty, cleaning up

stats: i tend to run high

most humbling moment: humiliate me, please

gets me hot: me

i lost my virginity: on this awful couch

sign: the only inanimate

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Wednesday

APRIL 25, 2007 @ 02:39 PM | 8 COMMENTS

A Poem

Who am I?
Who indeed?
A friend in need?
A friend in tweed?
I suffer greed, to you I plead,
I plea to you,
What can you do?
Can you assuage?
Can you massage?
My decollage?
My entourage?
Throw me a bone,
Down from your throne.
And don't forget to flush.

PseudoNiMH

Boise, ID

August 2005

APR 25, 2007 04:09 PM

What a pretty name you have.

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA

December 2005

MAY 02, 2007 07:49 PM

Throw me a bone,

How about a stone?
a sneering clone,
golden jewelry,
making a fool of me,
or what I was,
better living through drugs,
sitting on my hands,
frigid wedding plans,
solid gold telephone,
can't call home

towelb0y

Emeryville, CA

March 2004

MAY 02, 2007 08:39 PM

hey, thanks for the add. your screenname is kinda like the name for my HS band that folded after the first practice, "The Psuedo-Masochists".

WADO

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 03, 2007 04:45 AM

Howdy!

towelb0y

Emeryville, CA

March 2004

MAY 03, 2007 08:48 PM

I started getting sick and feeling really weird after about a year. I felt really weak and passive, and everyone was telling me it was because of my diet.