age: 29 (May 12, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2007

occupation: Anything blue collar

i lost my virginity: With the wrong girl.

crush: jameson

heroes: Those never existed.

gets me hot: Tattoos, intelligence, a love of good food, a sense of humor, great legs, stockings, panties......

fantasy: So these three girls and a donkey walk into a bar...

most humbling moment: Being told by a gay man that I was too shy for girls and not cute enough for boys. My nuts still hurt thinking about it.

makes me happy: Caffeine, Alcohol, Loud Music (of almost any kind), Cigarettes, Books, Video Games, Tattoos, Naked Women (duh), German People (with beer), Food, Anthony Bourdain, Thomas Keller, Gordon Ramsey (love him or hate him, his shows are hilarious), John Besh.

makes me sad: Ignorance, Alterable Stupidity, Proselytizing, Work, Sandra Lee, Bad Tattoos, Bad Food, Bad Beer, Bad Sex (Masturbation is better than bad sex).

into: Cooking, eating, drinking .......pretty much anything to do with consumption

body mods: Full sleeve right arm, many other assorted tattoos.