age: 29 (Feb 04, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2003
occupation: student, waiter at pizza hut, general lazy git, finally ex-employee of Jagex (they made runescape)
sign: aquarius
crush: erm, lauren who i work with is very nice, she purdy, hope she likes me :)
i lost my virginity: i have no time machine, so i cannot tell when.
stats: bout 5'10
fantasy: a land made of galaxy chocolate, populated by beautiful naked women, i can dream can't I?
makes me sad: cold days without snow, pain isn't good erm, big dogs scare me, fat people scare me when they are on a hill and i am further down the hill, imagine if they trip!!!! bye bye me!!!!
makes me happy: sunny days, rainy days, snowy days... people recognising me in the street as i served them about a week before hand :)
into: computers, climbing, games, u might think this stupid but warhammer, i know /me recieves the beating he deserves
body mods: NONE!!!, mwahahahahhahahaha, etc unless you count the tyres i store...
gets me hot: big fires
I got a placement at Jagex working in CR on their runescape game. It's quite a lot of fun and they seem to just throw money at us for doing well.
Currently residing in cambridge (it's like Durham and Newcastle melded into one city where the law says you have to ride a bike) I am yet to go out drinking properly here but apparently there is a good place that I am getting dragged too soon
One of my work friends moved in with me, she has shiny pink hair and has a car which means teh 5 mile bike ride into work doesn't have to happen on days that it is raining.
One bad thing about this though is she is making sure I go to the gym on a regular basis which was all good until I used a certain machine and couldn't walk for a week (you squeeze your legs together on it and let them back out... it was easy at the time but omg the next day was agony)
I got 91% on my second year maths subject but only after I rang them up and complained that unless i got 40% on the second one it couldn't be right (they apparently misplaced a decimal point, go figure).
I also seem to have gotten a little lazy with the shaving of my beard (once a monthish) so normally have a full facial bush because it's easier.
ah final piece of information about me...
I am still the only 23 year old virgin I have met. I never chose for it to happen but whenever it *might* happen I chicken out and since I've never had a gf either I don't see it happening in the near future. any advice would be happily accepted (unless it involves going to prague or amsterdam and paying for it














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