About Me
PaperDragon is a big bloke, whose wardrobe consists of t-shirts and combats, Oh and one outdoor coat (Being built like a polar bear has its advantages). He has a collection of DIY tools that borders on a fetish, and has just realised how much he likes writing in the third person.
age: 39 (Nov 08, 1972)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2005
occupation: Engineer
into: Whisky, Woodwork, Allotment Gardening, Reading, Friends (as in mates)
most humbling moment: Whenever I remember how lucky I am, and how I don't deserve it.
fantasy: To watch a skilled naked female cabinet maker (does this make me weird?)
body mods: Strangely enough none, and I looked everywhere
i lost my virginity: But i'm making a new one (from oak)
Option one aim to avoid Hell: I could be a good person, help old ladies, give up vile and deviant sexual acts (you know all the fun ones), be selfless and noble at all time. Great idea, but seems like way too much hard work, and I would have to do 20 years of full time good stuff just balance out my late teens alone.
Option Two, damage limitation: I'm thinking Satanist might get slightly better conditions, than just plain old evil people. You know less fire and brimstone showers, being stabed by two pronged forks instead of three. Still I hate the Heat, i'm more of a winter child so it would still suck.
Option Three, Change religion: The Norse religion had easier entry requirements, die with a sword in your hand = eternal feasting, drinking and buxum serving wenches. Down side is the whole Ragnorok, but hey, may never happen.
So its option three, all I need now is the local church/alter of ODIN the one eyed God (better check the yellow pages under O... or maybe V).
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