age: 29 (Jul 13, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2003

occupation: robotic ninja

fantasy: To have everything I've ever wanted while being happy.

gets me hot: you and a cup of tea

into: Evil brainwashed monkeys are takeing over New York City and Tokyo as we speak!!

i lost my virginity: I didnt lose it, I set it free.

crush: I don't crush.

makes me happy: Guinness Draught, People who disagree with me, hot showers, coffee in the morning, Jumping around in my boxers listening to loud music and not caring who's watching.

stats: Side Effects: nausea, vomiting, stomach pains, loss of hair, and sudden gain in weight. DO NOT take if you are pregnant, have a pacemaker or any serious heart conditions.

makes me sad: Kittens

most humbling moment: I don't have humbling moments.

sign: School Xing