About Me

Optimism is a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around Optimism, birds suddenly appear, and choruses of angels sing hymns to Optimism's bonny face. Sadly, unless Optimism tells you more about himself, this is all you'll ever know about him.

^ How can I top that?

age: 36 (Jul 16, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: Misplaced Customer Service Monkey

makes me sad: Lonlieness, hate, irrationality

gets me hot: Irish accents, nipple piercings, moaning, biting

sign: Cancer

fantasy: Yes. Often.

body mods: 3 earrings, 12g septum Tribal armband, and Canadian flag, but oh so many more planned.