Wait for it...

So there is this:





and then there is this:






Discuss.

I'm bad at blogging. And e-socializing in general. This is ironic because I love socializing, technology, and writing.

Having an abnormal amount of free time today I decided to develop a mnemonic device to aid in the recall of the G8 Nations. This is what I managed to come up with after a solid 90 seconds of pouring over the possibilities:

Can Fat Girls In Jumpsuits Really Entertain Us?

Canada
France
Germany
Italy
Japan
Russia
England (technically the UK, but whatever)
United States

Also I believe the resounding answer to the question is an emphatic 'yes!"

Proof you ask?

joox.net

No logging in or registration is needed. I'm also fairly positive this site is illegal. Enjoy it while you can.

So it goes

I know I'm waaaaayyy behind on the hipster calender, but I just recently discovered Gogol Bordello and holy fuck was it like striking gold.

If anyone needs an Oink invite just let me know. I currently have 10.

If I was about to be attacked by a crazed machete wielding madman, I would have to use my girlfriend as a shield in order to stay alive and avenge her death.