age: 28 (Nov 01, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: keyboardist, warehouse loader

stats: torso, arms, legs, penis, brain

gets me hot: falling asleep in the oven...japanese girls, 99 percent of the girls I saw at the Faint show...

most humbling moment: having a million people around me while my mother asked me to do my "Joker" impression.

body mods: soon enough

sign: Scorpio

makes me sad: knowing that Michael Eisner is taking all of my money spent at Disneyland. playing my keyboard at oakie little bars. work. seeing other people in tough situations. poverty.

makes me happy: spending all of my life savings on a day at Disneyland. playing my keyboard at the Troubadour. not working. little cuddly kittens. having very good luck in weird situations. poetry.

fantasy: a hot ass girl playing the keyboard for me...nekkid,,,

crush: you, if you would be able to cook me up some albondigas at 2 am

i lost my virginity: 5 years ago to a girl whom I am still in love with.