About Me

I swear too much

age: 43 (May 23, 1965)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: Scoundrel

heroes: to zeroes

body mods: Hairpiece, syrup, crowning glory, carpet comb-over

stats: 5'4" - who needs more?

makes me sad: callousness; evangelical democracy; bad personal hygiene; most people;

into: Live music, beauty, friendly and honest people, good food, shockingly indecent shenanigans