mr_zero

The Bears did not choke. They were throttled. Big difference. I say so.

Playing like bullshit didn't help matters either but bugger it, at least we had that Arizona win, Superbowls come and go. What we did to Arizona lives forever.

All right,man, lay it on me. How do you think the Bears will do this year.

I'm saying Superbowl. Nobody in the NFC can touch them unless Rex habitually fouls up. They due.

i wasn't - and i'm still a little pissed about it. but i've made up for it now.

Did I or did I not tell you to KEEP THE FAITH!!!!!!!

I did, you know.

Whatever happens today, they're not chokers.

But we're winning so... WHOOOOO!

So, out in the middle of a forest is a small lake. Buzzing back and forth over the water is a fly. Not too far away, a frog sits on a lilly pad, watching intently. The frog thinks to himself, "if that fly would just come down a couple more inches, I could jump out and eat that fly." Just under the surface of the water, a bass is thinking to himself, "if that fly would come down an inch or two, that frog would jump out to eat it, and I could eat that frog." Not too far off, a bear waits behind a tree. He thinks, "if that fly somes down a bit, and that frog eats the fly, that bass is going to jump for the frog, and I can run down and catch that bass." Behind another tree is a hunter. The hunter, watching everything, thinks to himself, "if the fly comes down, the frog will eat it, the bass will jump out to eat the frog, the bear will run down and grab the bass, and I'll have a clear shot at the bear." Huddling ina bush behind the hunter, a mouse thinks, "if the fly comes down, the frog will eat it, the bass will jump out, that bear will run down to grab it, the hunter will stand up and that sandwich in his back pocket will fall out, giving me my dinner." Behind still another tree, a cat waits patiently. It think, "if the fly comes down a bit, the frog will eat the fly, the bass will eat the frog, the bear will eat the bass, the hunter will shoot the bear, the sandwich will fall, the mouse will run to get it, and I will eat the mouse." So, the fly comes down a bit. The frog eats the fly. The bass jumps and snaps up the frog. The bear runs down and grabs the bass. The hunter stands up, shoots the bear, and the sandwich falls from his back pocket. The mouse runs out to eat the sandwich. The cat jumps for the mouse, trips on an unseen twig, and rolls down the small hill into the lake. The moral of the story? It takes a long time to get a pussy wet.

Once there was a guy. The end.

Sometimes you got to be gentle with it. Sheesh.

Nah, I got it sorted before it reached the brim. Fuckin close tho!

awww, you remember. i know, im lame. but ill make it better.

happy holidays huni!

well now, isn't that adorable.

i'll see ya round.

Man I don't know what to repspect George Bernie Shaw for more: his plays or the fact he was still climbing ladders at the age of 94. I think all things considered I respect him more for the latter (death via falling from a ladder at age 94 notwithstanding).

I'm smurt.

yeah, that's hard on the eyes.

how did you enjoy that movie?

i suck.
it looks like a squirrel to me.

Some people might find that song particularly apt for Mr. Anka.

well that "certain" day won't be for a long while, so you'll have plenty of time to save money.

maybe that was just a blip in your luck - was the rest of the week all honky dory?

this weekend is meh with crap to do ....

Yikes!! Big Nana is out on parole!!! I gotta warn Sockie! They have a beef!

Someday you could own the whole block!

Yeah, watch out for that commune line. You could end up drinking poisoned KoolAid and sleeping with vestal virgins.

that's one rad ride there!!

and yea, dyslexia's a bitch - it's really nice when it starts up at work when i'm talking with my boss and all mixing up every few words.