age: 26 (Apr 01, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Sexy pool boy. Pool man? Pool guy. Sexy pool guy. Well, I'm a pool guy. I clean pools.

i lost my virginity: oddly enough.

fantasy: At this point, I could go for anything.

sign: Astrology is for jerks, not for rock stars.

makes me happy: tax free cigarettes, full tanks of gas, hard boiled eggs, whiskey, and pie.

stats: Overfed long haired leaping gnome.

crush: the miller high life woman

most humbling moment: eh, pretty much all of them.

body mods: No.

into: cheese, cleaning my finger nails, smoking cigarettes, monitor degaussing, scratching itches, staring at things, minesweeper, and tying my shoelaces, not stupids, peeing outside.

makes me sad: a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday, and that they'll play together in a field when it gets better.