Dear college: I want my life back. Only one more week of your bullshit, but having a final on Wednesday at 8 at night, before I have to consecutive finals on Thursday morning, just seems spiteful and immature. If I didn't have to see you again in January, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but as it is, we're stuck with each other for at least another three years.

I'm thinking of canceling my account, seeing that I haven't been around lately and I can't afford the subscription. You all know where to find me, those of you who actually remain.

Dear college: I want my life back. Only one more week of your bullshit, but having a final on Wednesday at 8 at night, before I have to consecutive finals on Thursday morning, just seems spiteful and immature. If I didn't have to see you again in January, I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but as it is, we're stuck with each other for at least another three years.

I'm thinking of canceling my account, seeing that I haven't been around lately and I can't afford the subscription. You all know where to find me, those of you who actually remain.