MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: Turning cat haters into LOVERZ

gets me hot: Everything. I have fur, duh.

most humbling moment: When I shit and pissed myself in my valise.

i lost my virginity: What a gauche question.

crush: No one. The world is full of people who take, take and more take.

sign: even cats know this shit is bunk

makes me sad: Being poisoned. Having fleas. Just dry food. Mats in my fur. Being placed on my back. My aching teeth =( sometimes they hurt so much I can't eat =(

fantasy: Outside, with no other cats except Baby Milku, and a bird to munch and bat about...and a huge ham...covered in tuna...and homegirl and homeboy on the softest cushion in the world for when I need love.

into: Sitting on all things man made, such as: paper, plastic bags and albums. Chanel straps. Feather collections and silk ribbons. FOOD! I adore eating, as luck would have it I was blessed with a slight figure as well as a voracious appetite.

body mods: I cut my cunt out to protest the slavery that is called motherhood. Nosejob. I'm planing on having all my teeth out soon. WETFOOD4EVA!

makes me happy: Being taken shopping and for tuna sandwich lunch at a nice cafe. Walks after that with sitting in sun included. That house where they keep chickens in the back yard. Hearing talk of buying me mice to destroy.