MEMBER SINCE: July 2005

occupation: Turning cat haters into LOVERZ

crush: No one. The world is full of people who take, take and more take.

sign: even cats know this shit is bunk

stats: slightly underweight, like a supermodel

most humbling moment: When I shit and pissed myself in my valise.

i lost my virginity: What a gauche question.

body mods: I cut my cunt out to protest the slavery that is called motherhood. Nosejob. I'm planing on having all my teeth out soon. WETFOOD4EVA!

makes me happy: Being taken shopping and for tuna sandwich lunch at a nice cafe. Walks after that with sitting in sun included. That house where they keep chickens in the back yard. Hearing talk of buying me mice to destroy.

makes me sad: Being poisoned. Having fleas. Just dry food. Mats in my fur. Being placed on my back. My aching teeth =( sometimes they hurt so much I can't eat =(

into: Sitting on all things man made, such as: paper, plastic bags and albums. Chanel straps. Feather collections and silk ribbons. FOOD! I adore eating, as luck would have it I was blessed with a slight figure as well as a voracious appetite.

fantasy: Outside, with no other cats except Baby Milku, and a bird to munch and bat about...and a huge ham...covered in tuna...and homegirl and homeboy on the softest cushion in the world for when I need love.