age: 31 (Mar 27, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: marketing, financial services, and business mail center at _blank_

fantasy: to have money. enough to make my mother stop hating me, and my friends stop bitching at me.

sign: slow children at play

gets me hot: nothing. i don't like being touched.

crush: if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

why i did sg: "you mah 'tater. ayuh. you mah sweetie 'tater pie"

body mods: septum, labret, snakebites, right nostril, 00G ears, and 54 assorted tats..most belonging to the leopard print sleeve on my left arm. i've got eight other's besides that.

i lost my virginity: in nineteen ought seven. back before the war...before i lost the leg in that incident with the galvanized steel tub. now lemme tell ya somethin' 'bout tubs. they're tricky. tricky...your momma was a tricky one. did i ever tell ya 'bout the time when she got in that galvanized stell tub an'--you youngsters these days. don't know nuthin' 'bout nuthin'.

stats: nine out of every ten men who've tried camels prefer women.

into: body mod, photography, sketching, painting, automobiles, cruelty, religion, chinchillas, colored pencils, vibrators, digital cameras, cigarettes and cigars, leopard print, making clothes, and tech pens