age: 29 (Dec 15, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: Stand-Up/Playwright/Freelance Writer/Actor/Slacker.

into: Slacking. Radio. Reading. Video Games. Film. Theater. Comics.

body mods: Two tattoos on my ankles, one on my left arm.

heroes: MLK. Bill Hicks. The Dude. Ferris Bueller.

stats: 6'6" 250 lbs Dirty blonde hair, blue eyes. 18 Charisma. 17 Dexterity. 26 MegaAwesomeness.

makes me happy: Kittens. Tacos. That is all.

sign: First two fingers raised up. Palm faced in. Wave towards

fantasy: A girl who would be cool with me watching TV, eating, drinking and smoking during sex. I wouldn't do any of that stuff. Just having someone who would be cool with it would be awesome.

makes me sad: Dead kittens. Starving kids. Ignorant people who are lazy.

most humbling moment: Still to come.

i lost my virginity: To my nemesis's younger sister as he got naked and tanned himself in the backyard. Such a douche.