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JANUARY 30, 2004 @ 10:46 PM


"There is no cold. Cold is only an illusion." At least, that's what you keep telling yourself when it's 7 degrees outside (-12C or thereabouts for non-americans) and you're bar-hopping.

I'd add more, but i need to be up for work in less than four hours.

Here's some semi-tasteless humor for us bemoaning Steelers fans out there. Enjoywink

2004 Pittsburgh Steelers Schedule
September

12.........................Cornell High School

19.........................Cub Scout Troop #101

26.........................Pittsburgh Blind Academy

October
3.........................Spanish American War Vets

10.......................Crippled Children's Home

17.......................State Mental Hospital

24.......................BYE

31......................Girl Scout Troop #353

November

7.......................Pittsburgh Venereal Disease Clinic

14.....................Greater Pittsburgh Boys Choir

22.....................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

28.....................Pittsburgh Gay Boys Club

December
12.....................Pittsburgh Ballet Troupe

19.....................Homeless Shelter

**RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR**

1 - When playing polio patients, the Steelers must not disconnect knee
braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Steelers must not hide the football under their jer seys.

3 - A touchdown ( this is when the ball is carried over the goal line,
for all of you Steeler,s fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.

4 - The Steelers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

5 - The Steelers will be allowed to substitute with band members at any
time.

6 - The Steelers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

7 - The Steelers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

***NAME CHANGE***

The Pittsburgh Steelers will be changed o the "Pittsburgh Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.

***COACHING CHANGES***

Monica Lewinsky will replace Bill Cower as head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones !!!!
Comments
Adeline

Adeline

USA
March 2003

JAN 31, 2004 03:07 AM

I'm so sorry I didn't call you..I got there and went for my phone book and it wasn't in my purse..I was like shit..I felt like a horrible person. I'll be in Southside tomorrow night...what are you doing?

Atrasties

Atrasties

Calgary, AB
November 2002

JAN 31, 2004 01:43 PM

That's a new one, I've been told Bono, John Cusak, Morrissey and just recently Tony Hawk but not David Arquette.
And cold would be -35C (-31F) add the wind and it's -45C (-49F) No sense even leaving the house then.
Right now it's a balmy -20C (-4F) so we're gonna go out wandering tonight.

sixtyfootqueenie

sixtyfootqueenie

Australia
January 2004

JAN 31, 2004 05:15 PM

I think I'm entering my 'colledge' faze....

yeah I got my stuff ok... but I'm worried about what might be done to me in the future...

Lunna

Lunna

Bemidji, MN
October 2003

JAN 31, 2004 08:18 PM

hehe you're so funny and cute. Thank You for your comment. I'm working on it.hehe later cutie. kiss

tastysoup

tastysoup

New York, NY
September 2002

FEB 01, 2004 09:16 PM

funny! i don't know anything about sports. but i understood the one about the blow job! haha! monica! haha! um... yes.

Siara

Siara

SUICIDEGIRL

Australia

FEB 02, 2004 05:51 AM

Hey there stranger!! .. how are you??? biggrin
Hope the new house is going well!! I am so bad at keeping in touch on here.. things are just crazy busy at the moment!! so you have to forgive me being MIA!.. I promise i will write really soon!!!!!!
skull XX

Siara

Siara

SUICIDEGIRL

Australia

FEB 02, 2004 05:51 AM

Hey there stranger!! .. how are you??? biggrin
Hope the new house is going well!! I am so bad at keeping in touch on here.. things are just crazy busy at the moment!! so you have to forgive me being MIA!.. I promise i will write really soon!!!!!!
skull XX kiss

sixtyfootqueenie

sixtyfootqueenie

Australia
January 2004

FEB 02, 2004 08:11 PM

sailor jerry is a style of tattoo...

hrmm.. man that is such a big question about the 2 places... basically the houseo f odmination is a proper bondage house. It doesnt have a sex license so we cant do any penetration on the premises (anally or submissive ladies) so there is no 'sexual' expectation when they walk through the door.. the client that comes there want a proper mistress.. i've found at the places with sex licenses (ie old place) that it creates this sort of bad environment.. you get ex hookers being msitresses and giving really erotic sessions with nothing else.. basically it just creates the wrong culture that B&D is about sex.. when it totally is not... so yeah.. .thats why I love the House of Dom.. also because the chick who runs it is cool... way cool... if you need new equipment she will buy it for you (as opposed to EVERYWHERE else I've worked) the chicks that work there are all totally dominant, theres no rank stuff going on like the mistresses fucking the slaves so they can keep clients.. or bribing the slaves with sex so they will choose them for a session....

basically it is the real deal.. its a house of mistresses who do not take their clothes off, do body worship or sex.. the most erotic thing you will get there is some dirty talk..

proper slaves dont like thinking that their mistress is availble in any other way (ie sex french etc) for any other men... most dominants work as submissives because we're generally in it for the money... but if the clients think that you're available for sex then they dont think thats a truely dominant thing (which is fair enough) so all the places I've worked at where the ladies do sex as anotherservice.. it brings in really sleazy clients as opposed to the really cool totally submissive slaves...

so the slaves at this place are cool.. and the girls are even cooler. and theres no cattiness towards each other... its awesome...

the end.

sixtyfootqueenie

sixtyfootqueenie

Australia
January 2004

FEB 02, 2004 08:13 PM

oh and no.. no slave has asked me to do something to them that I couldnt bring myself to do.. no wait.. I lie... I refuse to vomit on people.. I see that as a submissive act.. just because I generally get really sick when I vomit.. I cant just go in there and puke and thats that...

otherwise... hrmmm I would probably do some really fucking extreme stuff given half a chance.. as long as its not TOTALLY life threatening... I would do it...

sixtyfootqueenie

sixtyfootqueenie

Australia
January 2004

FEB 02, 2004 08:24 PM

oh AND one more thing.. sorry in answer to your question I livein Fitzroy just near Brunswick st

tastysoup

tastysoup

New York, NY
September 2002

FEB 03, 2004 02:25 PM

thanks for the compliments! you are terrific. hurrah! love

yvoarioch

yvoarioch

Monaco
December 2003

FEB 04, 2004 08:59 AM

Close...Demon of Vengeance... smile

NicoleLee

NicoleLee

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

FEB 04, 2004 11:12 AM

d_e_blanchard@yahoo.com
is D's e-mail addy, that i know of. unless she went and changed it...

i'm going to try to get in for some free ink-age this weekend. its either the 412, or a squirrel with HUGE nuts. i cant decide.

n*

sixtyfootqueenie

sixtyfootqueenie

Australia
January 2004

FEB 04, 2004 04:03 PM

hahah it was soo funny because jerry springer was on that topic yesterday..and what he said at the end ifs true... regardless of what gender you choose to go out with.. you have to stick with them... and make that choice.. you cant use it as an excuse for infedelity.. because infidelity is infidelity...

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

FEB 04, 2004 08:32 PM

I don't know what the Cleveland venue is like, but if I were as tall as you I'd have had little trouble seeing.

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