"There is no cold. Cold is only an illusion." At least, that's what you keep telling yourself when it's 7 degrees outside (-12C or thereabouts for non-americans) and you're bar-hopping.
I'd add more, but i need to be up for work in less than four hours.
Here's some semi-tasteless humor for us bemoaning Steelers fans out there. Enjoy
2004 Pittsburgh Steelers Schedule
September
12.........................Cornell High School
19.........................Cub Scout Troop #101
26.........................Pittsburgh Blind Academy
October
3.........................Spanish American War Vets
10.......................Crippled Children's Home
17.......................State Mental Hospital
24.......................BYE
31......................Girl Scout Troop #353
November
7.......................Pittsburgh Venereal Disease Clinic
14.....................Greater Pittsburgh Boys Choir
22.....................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
28.....................Pittsburgh Gay Boys Club
December
12.....................Pittsburgh Ballet Troupe
19.....................Homeless Shelter
**RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR**
1 - When playing polio patients, the Steelers must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Steelers must not hide the football under their jer seys.
3 - A touchdown ( this is when the ball is carried over the goal line,
for all of you Steeler,s fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.
4 - The Steelers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Steelers will be allowed to substitute with band members at any
time.
6 - The Steelers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Steelers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
***NAME CHANGE***
The Pittsburgh Steelers will be changed o the "Pittsburgh Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.
***COACHING CHANGES***
Monica Lewinsky will replace Bill Cower as head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones !!!!
I'd add more, but i need to be up for work in less than four hours.
Here's some semi-tasteless humor for us bemoaning Steelers fans out there. Enjoy
2004 Pittsburgh Steelers Schedule
September
12.........................Cornell High School
19.........................Cub Scout Troop #101
26.........................Pittsburgh Blind Academy
October
3.........................Spanish American War Vets
10.......................Crippled Children's Home
17.......................State Mental Hospital
24.......................BYE
31......................Girl Scout Troop #353
November
7.......................Pittsburgh Venereal Disease Clinic
14.....................Greater Pittsburgh Boys Choir
22.....................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
28.....................Pittsburgh Gay Boys Club
December
12.....................Pittsburgh Ballet Troupe
19.....................Homeless Shelter
**RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR**
1 - When playing polio patients, the Steelers must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Steelers must not hide the football under their jer seys.
3 - A touchdown ( this is when the ball is carried over the goal line,
for all of you Steeler,s fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.
4 - The Steelers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Steelers will be allowed to substitute with band members at any
time.
6 - The Steelers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Steelers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
***NAME CHANGE***
The Pittsburgh Steelers will be changed o the "Pittsburgh Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.
***COACHING CHANGES***
Monica Lewinsky will replace Bill Cower as head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones !!!!
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