About Me
Too many cocks spoil the brothel.
age: 33 (May 26, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2003
occupation: hedonist, racounteur, love-rat
heroes: Bob Ellis, Gabrielle Rachel Bartonova
crush: normallysober.blogspot.com
gets me hot: The bass line from 'Dirt' by the Stooges. Van Morrison's 'TB Sheets' in its entirety.
i lost my virginity: brown velour couch, 'Top Secret' on tv, parents home.
why i did sg: So I coud add the words 'mature-age pinup' to my next job application
BLOGS
Aims for 2007 -
1. Write a novel
2. Help my best friend in the whole world bring her baby into being
3. Eat a fuckload of amazing food
4. Convert Simon Amstell to heterosexuality so he'll marry me and make me with child. WHY O WHY DOES HE PREFER SHAGGING MEN TO CHASING LADYTAIL I ASK YOU.
*cries*
And a festive annual greeting to you all, too. x
1. Write a novel
2. Help my best friend in the whole world bring her baby into being
3. Eat a fuckload of amazing food
4. Convert Simon Amstell to heterosexuality so he'll marry me and make me with child. WHY O WHY DOES HE PREFER SHAGGING MEN TO CHASING LADYTAIL I ASK YOU.
*cries*
And a festive annual greeting to you all, too. x
MAY 2009
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