age: 37 (Oct 12, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: accountant turned Oracle

gets me hot: when people get my jokes and/or have a clue what the ding dang I'm talking about

most humbling moment: this obviously hasn't happened yet

body mods: arm band tatoo

sign: Libra

i lost my virginity: on the concrete steps behind a movie theater. yikes.

makes me sad: being alone when I want to be with people and being with people when I want to be alone. being misunderstood.

fantasy: what 'bout in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little bootie up with my belt scream help play my game dracula man I'll get my fangs, horseback I'll get my reins School teacher let me get my grades

makes me happy: FUN!! Bad jokes. That moment in conversation when really emphatic people realize they are talking complete shit.

crush: Munly and David Lee from Th' Shack Shakers. prcnct13.