I open with this awesome quote

"Gods of war, I seldom pray to you, once I was a king, strong and proud, a man of deeds, defender of the weak, once, now it seems my journy finaly comes to an end, let me die not of age or weakness, let me die with a sword in my hand, bringing death to those that betrayed me, down on my knees, I only ask you to grant me one last request, GRANT ME REVENGE!"

Thanks everyone that wished me happy birthday, because Odin was listenning and it was awesome.

My night started out at a buddy's jam. Where I was given there, fresh out of the stutio cd, that mind you is awesome fucking power metal; and once I find a way I will be posting some of the songs up here.

Then it was off to my latio drugdealer to pick up what I like to call Ferya's magic snow. Some cool people were over, and there were telling me about their country, which at the moment I forget the name of, but which in no way makes it any less awesome. An how they own a island there in which they are goind to set up a resort where you drink, smoke and fuck as much as you want for one flat rate. When its set up I am so over there.

Then it was back to my buddy's place where we met up with other friends, listened to metal, drank and did some lines. Then it was off to the speical moment of the evening, my first strip club. Yes my fathful readers, I DAVEDOR have never been to a strip club before the that fateful night. My friends were great, they got me a lap dance too. What great guys. It was a night of firsts. After a few rounds of beer, we headed back to a friend's house. I must say that I enjoy driving so much more when you have had a few cold ones.

Then we dropped off the car because we didnt want to push are luck, and walked to another friends house. At this point I was walking into the middle of the road pissing and scream. Mind you it was around 3:30am. Then we got to my buddy's house ate a bit, had some more drinks. Jumped into the...

I open with this awesome quote

"Gods of war, I seldom pray to you, once I was a king, strong and proud, a man of deeds, defender of the weak, once, now it seems my journy finaly comes to an end, let me die not of age or weakness, let me die with a sword in my hand, bringing death to those that betrayed me, down on my knees, I only ask you to grant me one last request, GRANT ME REVENGE!"

Thanks everyone that wished me happy birthday, because Odin was listenning and it was awesome.

My night started out at a buddy's jam. Where I was given there, fresh out of the stutio cd, that mind you is awesome fucking power metal; and once I find a way I will be posting some of the songs up here.

Then it was off to my latio drugdealer to pick up what I like to call Ferya's magic snow. Some cool people were over, and there were telling me about their country, which at the moment I forget the name of, but which in no way makes it any less awesome. An how they own a island there in which they are goind to set up a resort where you drink, smoke and fuck as much as you want for one flat rate. When its set up I am so over there.

Then it was back to my buddy's place where we met up with other friends, listened to metal, drank and did some lines. Then it was off to the speical moment of the evening, my first strip club. Yes my fathful readers, I DAVEDOR have never been to a strip club before the that fateful night. My friends were great, they got me a lap dance too. What great guys. It was a night of firsts. After a few rounds of beer, we headed back to a friend's house. I must say that I enjoy driving so much more when you have had a few cold ones.

Then we dropped off the car because we didnt want to push are luck, and walked to another friends house. At this point I was walking into the middle of the road pissing and scream. Mind you it was around 3:30am. Then we got to my buddy's house ate a bit, had some more drinks. Jumped into the neibours back yard pissed in their pool. After emptying myself, the lord of the land showed me his full bar, now mind you that I am a bartender. I mixed everybody drinks while listennig to some new metal cds I got earlier that day.

Then it was story time, the best time, were we gathered around the fire and told tales of myrth and merryment. Around 5 am we had to call it a night, then my buddy Justin and I rand back to his place smoking cigs just to show Odin how manly we are. I also had to pee again, so I wrote my name on many house, especially if they had sensors.

We truly ended the night playing our axes and puking everywhere for the encore, except on the guitars. Woke up the next day around 4:30 pm, had the hang over to remind of my good time untill 10 pm. Wow fun shit or what.


Thanks to the awesomerando for that gif with no equal!

Now everyone post naked pictures, just because it will make me happy!