age: 97 (Apr 17, 1915)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2002

occupation: Quality inspector #17, Underroos' Factory; English teacher

gets me hot: eating with your fingers

i lost my virginity: on ebay

stats: Ben and Jerry's

sign: counter sign

body mods: yup

fantasy: TO never have to teach freshman comp again...

crush: The Oxford English Dictionary

into: Trouble (the state of being, not the 1980's Sabbath Sounding Christian Metal Band)