age: 32 (Jun 15, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: Pirate for hire (comes equiped w/ bottle o rum, vicious ways, sinister charm, own ship, and devinair smile) and if you act now you can also get the "SUPER COMBO MOVES" manual at no additional charge! "BARTENDER"

sign: Gemini, Which 1/2 do you want me to ask?

i lost my virginity: Oh ya where the fuck is that thing any way

heroes: My Parents

gets me hot: Suicide Girls work pretty good!

crush: Betty Page, Ember

makes me happy: Full bottle of Jack, morning sex, workin on my bike,watching a new flick,tellin my boss how it's gonna be, havin a fully wrapped Bar,

most humbling moment: That point everyday when the tinyest lil thing just sets me off n my whole day is screwed, and I get pissed I let it get to me.

body mods: Both tragiouses peirced, labret, both lobes to 1/2in., Tat on under left forearm and Nightmare b4 X-mas tat on my left shoulder to start a Halloween theme sleve. Plan to get a lot more though

fantasy: Being debt free. To be spiritualy complete. Time control/travel. Causing all kinds of madness w/ Mastershake. And being able to provide for my family(20yrs from now when I actually settle down)

stats: 5,11 175lbs. black hair, green eyes, demonic grin that gets me in all kinds of shit