age: 43 (Sep 22, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: Cultural hit-man, grand poo-bah of the Illuminati.

makes me sad: Ya got a few hours?

fantasy: Real, true freedom

stats: approaching middle age with chip still firmly planted on shoulder.

into: The lifelong quest of finding out who actually DID put the bomp in the bomp sh'bomp-sh'bomp.

body mods: Yeah. So what?

crush: Don't get 'em anymore. It used to be Joan Jett, Debi Mazar, and Tura Satana at different times in my life.

most humbling moment: Birth.

sign: Die yuppie, die!!!

i lost my virginity: In a psych ward when I was 15 to a girl 2 years older. We got caught after 2 weeks of careful planning.

makes me happy: Playing gigs, living in Vegas, knowing who my real friends are, making a music scene happen, listening to my records & CD's, Mexican food, being called a loser by the right people, not having a car.