age: 30 (Aug 07, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Software Engineer

makes me happy: my friends, BBQ, clbr, alcohol, sunny days

most humbling moment: I lost all sense of dignity years ago. I have none.

body mods: Stomach Ulcers, Failing liver, degenerate health.

makes me sad: When I am not drunk

i lost my virginity: nope, it never happened.

sign: Est. 1981. Inebriated Since 1996

gets me hot: A chick that lets me rest a beer on her head while she's doming me off..