Member: JollyIan

JollyIan is by far the most interesting person I've ever met.

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Member: JollyIan
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age: 42 (Jan 14, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2006

occupation: man of leisure

gets me hot: exercise

makes me sad: getting old

i lost my virginity: to an older girl that just wouldn't take no for an answer

sign: capricorn

stats: old & fat

fantasy: winning an academy award

heroes: i wish i had a hero

most humbling moment: it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

into: group sex

crush: my baby mama

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MAY 27, 2009 @ 03:05 PM | NO COMMENTS


I got this email giving me a free three months of SG. apparently some friend of mine wants me to log back in. that's pretty exciting if i actually believed it for a split second.

so, if you are my friend and you have given me a free three months then thanks! please contact me so that we can catch up because i don't know who you are. sorry, but i'm old and my memory is for shit.

what i really think is happening is that it is all a plot by SG to trick me into paying for another year of membership. i tried to cancel this free account and it will not let me. it says my account is complimentary and there are no billing options available. uh-huh. i know where the office is on santa monica. don't make me come down there.
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