age: 97 (Apr 18, 1915)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Galactus, Destroyer of Worlds

fantasy: One day I'll get to watch (or fuck it, it's a fantasy, I'll star in) a sequel to Over The Top.

makes me sad: I haven't seen Seed of Chucky yet. Still. Still!>!??!?!?

i lost my virginity: I was born without a hymen.

stats: Sixty Foot Centerfold

sign: I'm a pretty lady. A lady lady lady lady.

most humbling moment: Do you think zombie meat tastes anything like standard issue human meat? Isn't keeping meat undead just another form of refrigeration?

body mods: Just stupid sideburns And seven robot legs. Saving up for the eighth. And a pantload fulla crap.

into: Sleeping, Getting paid, Cartoons, Beer, Nerding around

makes me happy: Carrot Top. That is all.

gets me hot: Girls what like beef jerky