jeffreylebowski

You're ditching out on dodgeball to do what? Unless it's jumping out of a plane or something, you're just being a coward.

Wait, you are jumping out of a plane, aren't you?

Hot

You're jumping out of plane even though you are intensely afraid to do so?

That, my friend, is my personal definition of courage. People often wonder what the difference between bravery and stupidity are. I believe bravery is doing something one is afraid to do.

Pure Rugged!

how big are they gonna get? I'm a much bigger fan of medium to large dogs. small yappy dogs, not so much.

8 year olds, dude.

i think i need to swing by LA and buy you a drink when i visit California later on this year...

I threw an egg at a guy who was revving his chopper for 15 minutes outside of my house at 1 a.m.
As soon as it hit the ground the noise stopped and I was scared he was going to come up and kill me.
Then it started again. People up and down the street started yelling at him.
I threw another egg and he drove off.

He never saw me.
Bedtime for the Freedom of Information act and Bridget.

clearly you're hiding something.
your best bet is to fess up now.
then maybe they'll go easy on you.
scumbag.

I do that all the time. I still can't remember the last name of the first girl I dated in college, not like it really matters.

I want this:

Ssshhhhhh

that fine, lazy day.

Thanks for the newswire submission. I thought it was highly amusing, but not entirely appropriate for the newswire. I'm sure you understand. But I appreciate the article nonetheless!

When they make the Wet Hot American summer movie for our generation, your t-shirts are gonna be a featured attraction.

well, methinks we're on the same wavelength. take it easy for all us sinners.

Shit...I have runner's heart! Although I always refered to it as "Tall guy's heart". I always figured that it took longer for the blood to rush up to my head after standing up quickly...

Hmmm...

I'm digging the new beastie boys I've been hearing on the radio. gotta get the album. I know what you mean though with albums growing on you.

Holy shit! Check me out.

Friday night....always a good night for Sabbath

A dude creation, or somehow otherwise procured? I want it.

If I were gay, I'd love you.

I'm not sure when things will quit getting sucky, but the people that make the biggest decisions about the suckiness are probably doing ok enough to let tit slide down a little worse still.
I'm not sure that really has anything to do with this job ending, but it might have something to do with my difficulties in getting one from the start. This thing just kind of ended because the budget was up and there just weren't any other big projects coming in. I mean, it's the summer, and a lot of other places aren't even operating as much as they still are now, what with hiatus's and all, so it's not that big a deal.
-This is the real major thing I don't like about trying to work in the industry, that you can't just rely on your job like a company or office. I'm sure if I had more experience, I'd find that to be a benefit, though.
Dave

lets have caviar and some steel reserve.

So you're saying that a popular silverlake hip joint is sometimes populated with hipsters from silverlake?
SHUT YOUR DIRTY FESTERING CAKE HOLE!!, no way!
-He didn't think he was amking a social statement, he was doing the opposite, he ws just drinking exactly what he knows is the hip and cool thing to drink in a hip and cool place with his hip and cool outift and attitude. Dude, he's the epitome of non-statement. fuck that guy.
Dave