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JakeyPooh could kick Winnie the Pooh's ass. In a honey eating contest that is.

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About Me

JakeyPooh is in captivity, and a highly intoxicated individual. Around JakeyPooh, bats suddenly appear, and choruses of preschoolers sing JakeJacobJakelhimer Schmidt to JakeyPooh's bonny face. Sadly, unless JakeyPooh tells you more about JakeyPooh in the third person, this is all you'll ever know about JakeyPooh. JakeyPooh.

age: 25 (Feb 21, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Musician...sometimes....

gets me hot: Girls who bite their bottom lip. Good gravy, that's sexy.

body mods: a lot of blue ink.

makes me sad: The Care Bears

i lost my virginity: But i know it's around here somewhere...

stats: Mover, Shaker, Baby Maker.

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Friday

JUNE 6, 2008 @ 07:56 PM | 1 COMMENT

good day.us i'm posting this from my wii browser because my battery on the mac died, so i'll keep this somewhat short to preserve my patience and sanity. i like cheese. waiting for JDP. now have mohawk. boobs are fun.

i'll be back when the battery arrives from ebay.
kisses.

p.s.
i'm bored.