age: 31 (Feb 05, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2006

occupation: Truck Stop Prostitute

gets me hot: A wool coat

body mods: hello kitty tattoo on my lower back

fantasy: 4 dwarfs, a pipe wrench, a gallon of popov vodka, and a blow up doll

makes me happy: Fast Cars, Punk Rock, Boobs, Whiskey, Hot Rods, Boobs, Punk Rock, More Boobs, and Punk Rock

i lost my virginity: and continue to search for it to this day

stats: 6'2" fatty mcfatterson

heroes: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

makes me sad: import cars, rap "music", gas prices, women

into: Fast cars, loose women

crush: oh, a few.