age: 27 (Mar 11, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2009
occupation: I write words. I scoop ice cream…for now.
stats: 33.5_24_35 I'm pretty content with that. I wish I was a bit taller, but I got dealt 4'10"
body mods: Tattoos n stuff.
fantasy: Fur and leather.
crush: John Goodman.
heroes: Dita Von Teese. Duff McKagan. Bettie Page. Yves Saint Laurent. Little Edie. John Goodman.
makes me happy: My bunny. Kittens. Whiskey. Tattoos. Glitter. Lying in the grass. Coffee. YSL. Weird books. Sunny days. My little bike "Old Yeller." Athens, Ohio. Choonimals. Surprises. My family. 72 degree weather.
gets me hot: The sun. Porn. Extremely tight pants. Rope. Plastic wrap. Leather. A few hard slaps on the behind.
makes me sad: When I look around me and realize I'm NOT in Paris. Letting people down. Luke warm coffee. Seeing people hit/embarrass their kids in public.
into: Candy. Nudity. Fun times. Dancing. Green lights. Ceiling fans. Tattoos. Bicycle rides. Vikings. Writing. Fruit salads. Baking. Full eyebrows. Magazines.
sign: Pisces.
She's a 29-year-old social worker grad student.
She can diagnose schizophrenics and she gives me sweet psych exams.
I love that shit.
There are two really sweet ones in particular that I'm going to have her verse me on so that I can administer them to my friends. Mwuahaha.
She bought Coco a carrier. Hilarious. Too bad Coco just tries to chew through the net.
Just got back from the beach with my dude. Pretty sad to be back.
Not used to the bathwater temperature ocean in South Carolina. It was heavenly.
We essentially spent the whole week drinking sweet beer/booze drinks and eating seafood.
Can't really ask for more than that. Oh yeah and there was sand and ocean critters in there too.
I wish I was better at taking photos. I basically only photographed really scary things and amazing bevs.
Beer heaven.
Reminds me of Doctor
Probably should have bought this to drink during True Blood. Mmm. Weres.
The only friend I made at the beach was this little rad skull.
Jeff stepped on this in the ocean! Help!
Frosty Frogs had 15 slurpie machines, mostly filled with delicious flavors and 190 proof everclear. Best drunk I ever had.
Now I'm back,with more freckles, and ready to ride bikes again. Yay!
Getting tattooed on the 2nd.
Pretty damn excited. Repping it for Keith Haring and The Dot and the Line
Aww.
Now I get to hang with my buddy Jake and drink delicious beers.
Kwak is my absolute favorite, and they sell it at Whole Foods! So excited!
Have nice days!
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