age: 29 (Dec 23, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2005

occupation: Student (w/ earnest desire to save the world)

i lost my virginity: yeeeaaah, who the fuck hasn't?

sign: Do Not FUCK the Pigeons

makes me sad: Verisimilitude, Ignorance

makes me happy: Genuineness, Open-mindedness

most humbling moment: Yeah, only when I open my eyes.

stats: 50% Polish

fantasy: Remember that Simpsons episode in which Lionel Hutz suggests, 'Imagine a world without lawyers. . .'

body mods: Nothing interesting here, but my best friend, Donovan has masturbated so frequently that his penis now spirals not unlike a pig's tail. It's fuckin wierd.