gender: SG

age: 29 (Apr 19, 1983)

occupation: You ain't the boss of me, I'm the boss of me. Which one of us is me here? I'm the Boss. I even pay the taxes.

i lost my virginity: really? well good for you then.

crush: Gemini79. He is like god to me.

body mods: I cut my eyebrows off ..because all the cool people are doing it.

stats: I have no nose. My name is... Mr. Jefferson. HEE HE.

into: I'm one big fucking ray of sunshine.

gets me hot: I really can't think of anything clever to put here. You can imagine I put somthing entertaining or sexy, if it flogs your log.

makes me happy: kitties, the ocean, platform shoes, jeans, florida and cali, making money, feeling tall, seeing fried green tomatoes on come on TV (don't ask)...arriving home safe from a trip on a plane that didn't crash, not dying in a tornado or burning alive yet

most humbling moment: realizing I still know all the words to Sir Mixalots 'I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothas can't deny, that when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and that round thing in your face you get sprung..."

sign: Aries/Taurus cusp, Cancer rising =boiling mud

why i did sg: because 400 other pairs of boobs on this site just aren't enough. Mine are special boobs. Stare into them and be magically transported to the Rhelm Of...n/m. I make no claims as to the effectivness or reliability of these boobs. All rights reserved 2004.