
age: 30 (Nov 20, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2004
occupation: faux artist
makes me sad: I wanted to open the box and put the ashes on my face. i don't even know where the box is.
into: Scatology, the bureaucracy, short men, world domination, stamp collecting.
makes me happy: Getting my way.
body mods: I once cut off my nose to spite my face.
crush: Rik Mayall with chin zits.
sign: Give Way
i lost my virginity: ...before I learned how to ride a bike.
most humbling moment: Discovering that my used panties were only bid up to $AU200 before the auction was closed.
gets me hot: Brushing my teeth under the heat lamp.
stats: little in the middle but she got much back

































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