gender: SG

age: 27 (Aug 23, 1985)

occupation: Curtis E. Jew, The Courtesy Jew

makes me sad: The Family Circus, Reality TV, Arkansas.

makes me happy: Roller coasters, soap bubbles, sushi, pink lemonade, expectationless thoughtfulness.

fantasy: A life at sea.

sign: DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE

stats: girlbot, cybernetic Franken-eels for boobs, Japanese major

body mods: My scarification says "ardeo" which means "I burn" in Latin.

i lost my virginity: ...not with a bang, but a whimper.

heroes: Mr. Angus MacGyver, Gary Busey, Mumbles

into: Being back from the dead.

most humbling moment: I'm a walking, talking, stumbling hunk of awkward.