We had a good run, my little monkeys. This is the final Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Your life is officially empty. Of course, you can always head over to...

Years from now, as we look back in time, one glaring stance of the Bush administration will stand tall over the others. Bush's assault on the environment...

WeÂ’re down to the second to last Asshole Fuckface Roundup of all time. IÂ’ve been called up to the big leagues. Asshole Fuckfaces will no longer be my business.

Sometimes AmericanÂ’s stupidity really amazes me. When we jump into Lake Idiot, we go really deep and get really wet. The most glaring example today is the...

Happy Asshole Fuckface Friday. It’s time to make yourself feel better by taking a look at human filth. That’s what the baby Jesus said to do. “If you want...

The most horrifying news of the year for me, so for, was OprahÂ’s decision to give Jenny McCarthy her own television show. McCarthy is the voice of the anti-vaccination...

Summertime is here, which means the Asshole Fuckfacery is turned up a notch. The summer heat is known to bring out the worst in Asshole Fuckfaces because...

ThereÂ’s an ugly, dark cloud on the horizon. ItÂ’s called Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission and itÂ’s headed toward the Supreme Court in September.

Mmm. Asshole Fuckfacery. You know you love it. You know you want it. Each week I scour the news for the worst of the worst and present them to you for...

ItÂ’s really quite interesting to watch the Democrats throw it all away. This time, they seem to think blowing the chance at decent health care reform will...

Welcome to National Asshole Fuckface Day. It happens every Friday, because itÂ’s the best holiday of all time. To prepare for Asshole Fuckface Friday, I...

Most of the time I get the Republican mindset. More often than not, it is just team vs. team. Their astounding hypocrisy knows no bounds. When in control,...

Holy shit there were a lot of Asshole Fuckfaces this week. I almost couldnÂ’t fit all the nominees into my man purse. But, I did. Then I whittled them down...

It turns out that Americans and Iranians are not so different after all. The current protests in Iran show a yearning for democracy and a desire for self-determination.

There are some very horrible people in the world. Luckily for us, they tend to shoot their mouths off or pick up severed feet off the road to train their...

Our media is pretty much a sad, dried up piece of dung. They sat idly by as the Bush Administration lied about intelligence and took us to war. Actually,...

One hundred. This is a milestone or something. A centenary of Asshole Fuckfacing. What better way to celebrate than with another horrible, horrible Asshole...

I was very sad to see Obama pass on my gay pick for the Supreme Court.

How long has it been since the last Asshole Fuckface Roundup? Seven days? Feels like a week. YouÂ’d think after all the thrashings theyÂ’ve received on this...

Last week I covered the horror of AmericaÂ’s usury law problem and...