age: 0 (Dec 13, 1901)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Professional Bar Star

i lost my virginity: just in time

heroes: me, i'm pretty awesome.

makes me sad: zombies, bird zombies, goodbyes, SUVs, not being in those arms stopping time

gets me hot: allan thicke, wayne newton, tom jones (all sad but true)

stats: 10 fingers, 10 toes

into: strong voices, cutting wit, 'uniquely' attractive, buldging brains, boys with glasses, bad boys, girls with tattoos, spoken word poetry, poetry period, painting, photography, my poetry slam series CAPITAL SLAM, vomit stories, dwarfs

most humbling moment: falling off the mechanical bull in buffalo within .04 seconds...that sucked pretty hard

body mods: NEW INK!! Mary with baby Jesus and the lily flower on my ribs...Piercings: nape, wrist, labret, tongue, nip, belly, odd ears...yadda, yadda

crush: the norwegian ambassador to canada

sign: PROCEED WITH CAUTION