
age: 36 (May 17, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2003
occupation: Loser
into: unrequited love, wasting time and writing notes to myself
gets me hot: spank me hard and call me a dirty little slut.
fantasy: getting a good haircut
sign: Taurus
makes me happy: The sun, flowers, puppies
crush: Swedish boys, hmm girls too, why not
body mods: none really, i have too many problems with commitment
makes me sad: Homeless dogs and cats
i lost my virginity: on acid
stats: 5'8
ah ha. it wasn't true, her cell phone didn't work. give me a break, who wouldn't LOVE a call from me? i just paid my cable bill so i get to bask in the joy of uninterrupted service for at least another month. alls well that ends well. but...is this the end? dum-dum-dummm









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