Heroin does wonders for weight! Ha. Good luck with your resolutions, or at least with the results you want from your resolutions. Now I have to go, because the whole like an orgy between your legs has me feeling far too dirty first thing in the morning right before I have to go to work. See ya.

I no longer make resolutions, nor reflect on the year past. This year will be just like that last, so really, why bother?

I just can't comment on the motorbike thing. It's too easy.

I can't hit on mums. Even if they are super hot. It's against my ethics.

Ok, I'm lying now. I'd definitely hit on you. I need to get a motorbike.

As for wimmins, I figure I just need to quit trying. I seem to only find the evil ones. Or only the evil ones find me. Whichever. Maybe if I'm not looking, a nice one will find me.

Awww...I didn't mean it.

Ummmmm ... I would say I'm just really disappointed with someone.

There's an interesting weight loss plan if i ever saw one! heh

Ok, so...hitting on you. Don't you still owe me sexual favors from when I told you how to fix your computer? I'll be collecting next time I'm in New Zealand.