About Me
When acceptance didn't come his way in the form of Ringling Bros' Clown School, training in Journalism, Film & Video and Graphic Design won him student loans. Apt to take his elders' advice, he has 'stayed in school' and rides his bicycle on the sidewalk
age: 40 (Dec 25, 1972)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2003
occupation: comedian
into: playing with legos
sign: Candycorn
i lost my virginity: the first time
stats: tall enough
fantasy: a mime, no. zero gravity, no. a warhouse full of mannequins









VJ Norto (that's me) and The Phantom Hillbilly are nearing our 1-year anniversary of Eye Candy Sundae at Beulahland. We hope to provide an all-time most-requested countdown and do Casey Kasem-style short-distance music video dedications. We can't wait to see you there, right?