age: 27 (Jan 15, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2009

occupation: Training to be an accountant at Tuff Boy Trailers

fantasy: Maybe you should come find out

i lost my virginity: In international waters

heroes: The number 0

stats: um.....Penis?

sign: Capricorn

makes me sad: Having to work on the weekend. Really REALLY typical, unimaginative, run of the mill movies. Self-righteous, preachy people (not just Christians, even hardcore liberals can get preachy). Girls who think they can't swing dance and are scared to try (trust me, I'm a good lead)

crush: My current girlfriend who is the love of my life in every way.....not like that cunt of an ex-girlfriend I used to have who was a bitch! (Which I find is usually the case)

body mods: Tattoo of π on my chest (left boob to be exact, check out my pics) want to explain my next tattoo, but I'm not gonna be one of those people who always talk about there next tattoo but never get it. So once I get it, I'll post it.

into: Beer, Whiskey, CrossFit, relaxing, doing hardcore math proofs (huge nerd), swing dancing, cooking, and hanging out with cool people (especially whilst drinking and/or dancing), reading

makes me happy: The Beatles, Sierra Nevada, Suiting Up, HIMYM with friends, Red-heads and/or freckles (what can I say, gingers are hot...who cares if they don't have souls), playing my steel drum or drum set, hanging out with friends