age: 32 (Feb 03, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2003

occupation: record store geek/ SG Grey's smut peddler

most humbling moment: When pornstar Arian Jollee said I made her blush.

sign: "...Of the Times"

fantasy: Marc Bolan backstage on an amp.

body mods: Billy-club, brass knuckles, steeltoed boots, a grin, and an attitude.

stats: Sarcastic as FUCK!

gets me hot: Teases, rockabilly dudes & chics, full sleeves, lip piercings, round asses, long legs atop really high heels, being tied up, broad shoulders, boobies, tummies, and touching boobies and tummies.

makes me happy: When people prove their intelligence. When people prove their ignorance. Waking up in someone else's arms and then making them pancakes. FREE CABLE. Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. Buying cheap-ass records & DVD's. Making a fool out of myself. Making fabulous meals for my friends. Cuddling. Finding money on the floor. Bamboo Cafe salads. Sleeping in-what's that like again?.

into: Playing & collecting records, re-organizing my records, making boys cry, Cabaret/Burlesque, vintage clothing, music lore, black nailpolish, collecting everything pinup & Bettie Page, finding new bands, going to shows for free, creating art and artistic disasters, making fun of people, sitting on my porch & drinking wine, redecorating my house, buying cool shit, buying too many pairs of black shoes, photography, videography, cooking, sewing, making out with my cats, Fetish & BDSM.

crush: Ariana Jollee

i lost my virginity: To your mom.