About Me

I spoke to the man down at the tracks. I asked him how he don't go mad. He said, "Look here, junior - don't you be so happy, and for heaven's sake, don't you be so sad."

age: 32 (Jan 28, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: I get paid to sit in traffic.

heroes: Robert Kennedy

body mods: Pending approval.

sign: Girls are for Kissing.

fantasy: Being your worst influence.

stats: Throws a knuckle curve for a first pitch strike 80% of the time.