age: 33 (Oct 24, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2004
occupation: I work with crazy people.
crush: Judd Nelson just like he was in the Breakfast Club, all floppy hair and puppy-dog eyes.
makes me happy: I'm getting bored with these questions.
i lost my virginity: It was crap and I can still hear the music from Monkey Island when I think about it.
gets me hot: Fire, radiators, running up and down a flight of stairs five times.
sign: bleh
stats: I'n expanding. You don't want to KNOW how big my tits are, suffice to say that they're a pain in the arse.
most humbling moment: Realising how much I need my mum when I found out she was really poorly. I thought I was hardcore but I'm not.
into: Comics, books, music that I can jump up and down and bang into people to, girls with lickle boobies, boys with shaved heads.
fantasy: To have a smallholding with a stream and a big massive treehouse just for me.
makes me sad: Sad stuff.
Ha I had a honeymoon in York after my wedding and it was funny, the bed and breakfast was run by this demented Chinese woman and it was so fucking cold in the bedroom we had to buy an electric heater, bastards that'll teach em not to heat their rooms when the electric bill comes in!
GO SEE Bubba Ho Tep, film about Elvis living in a nursing home and trying to kill an Egyptian soul-sucking thing, well they called it a zombie on the poster but I think that was just trying to get people in by telling them there would be zombies. 'Cause everybody loves zombies! yeeeahhh!
It's got Ash from Evil Dead playing Elvis and it's funny as fuck.
We went to see that and Bad Santa which was also great, and all sorts of touristy shite even though we live like two miles away from the town or something, bleh it was good fun
What are you getting for Christmas, then?
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