MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: Muse/Musee

i lost my virginity: someone help me find it

makes me sad: dumb people, accidentally cutting my vagina with an electric razor

stats: still breathing

heroes: Kubrick, Lynch, Kaufman, etc

crush: Barry Gibb, Michael Ian Black, Paul Rudd, Charlie Kaufman, Conan O'Brien, Nick Swardson

makes me happy: Justin Theroux, good movies, good photography(mostly my own), orgasms, a good book, food, food, food

into: sleeping, photography, makeup, traveling, visiting strip clubs (for the artistic value, of course), talking shit and eating good food (or talking food and eating good shit?)

gets me hot: Justin Theroux, my vibrator, anime porn

most humbling moment: ... When I met Morrissey on the Sunset Strip, and I mumbled that I loved him about 17 times consecutively. After taking a photo with him and touching him without permission, I finally got the hint and let go of his arm. Luckily, I got out of there before the cops could find me.

body mods: none that I will brag about