MEMBER SINCE: November 2005
occupation: Muse/Musee
makes me sad: dumb people, accidentally cutting my vagina with an electric razor
crush: Barry Gibb, Michael Ian Black, Paul Rudd, Charlie Kaufman, Conan O'Brien, Nick Swardson
body mods: none that I will brag about
gets me hot: Justin Theroux, my vibrator, anime porn
sign: will work for food
into: sleeping, photography, makeup, traveling, visiting strip clubs (for the artistic value, of course), talking shit and eating good food (or talking food and eating good shit?)
heroes: Kubrick, Lynch, Kaufman, etc
i lost my virginity: someone help me find it
stats: still breathing
most humbling moment: ... When I met Morrissey on the Sunset Strip, and I mumbled that I loved him about 17 times consecutively. After taking a photo with him and touching him without permission, I finally got the hint and let go of his arm. Luckily, I got out of there before the cops could find me.
Anyway... quick updates on me...
Wrapped the Nerdcore calendar, and I have to say, I am most pleased with the outcome. Check it out at:
the Totally Nerdcore site
And then come back and tell me how awesome my photography is. Ok, some of it is photoshopped (like the fire photo) but you know... PS'ing is only half the battle. Anyway, the theme is comic book heroes and villains, so a lot of you secret nerds may love it secretly (or not so secretly).

We had the release party a week or two ago, and even the beautiful Zoli dropped in. BTW, I hope to be shooting her soon! We also did a little promo at Glamourcon a few weeks ago, and shared a booth with the SG girls and Golden Apple. I also met the lovely Sash there, and hope to shoot her also...
Other than that, I'm still shooting all of the lovely stuff for Maynard James Keenan for his new music project, Puscifer. You can see a lot of it at:
the Puscifer site
and if you're a fan of his, pick up the new Puscifer record that's in stores now...

Also, I'm shooting all of the "Foxy Fans" features for UGO.com... You can check out that stuff at:
the Foxy Fans UGO page.

Hmmmm... I'm also still shooting for BPM magazine, doing editorial work... I think I actually have a cover on the next issue featuring Pierre Senizergues. For non-skateboarding enthusiasts, that means nothing. Pierre is the owner of Sole Technologies, the mother company for Etnies, Es, Emerica, Altamont, and 32 clothing lines. He's also the producer of the movie The 11th Hour, the documentary about ecological footprints, narrated by Leonardo DiCaprio. I shot a feature on Pierre, and there's a neat interview about how his business is working...
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