age: 29 (Jul 03, 1983)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2004
occupation: Fuck-your-shit-up writer at a digital production agency THAT HAS A BAR IN IT.
sign: Cancer, but it's not like that means anything.
fantasy: A threesome with Strunk and White.
i lost my virginity: When I was 15, to a guy who I think might be a lesbian now.
crush: This dude. In a place, with the things. And the stuff. You know. The guy?
body mods: Once upon a time, I had a navel piercing. Now all I have is this steel rod up my ass.
makes me sad: Indifference, futility, bigotry, illiteracy, religious fundamentalism, willful ignorance. Poetry-reading cadence. Sexual inhibition. People who think astrology is real. Prescribed gender roles, and children who don't know any better.
heroes: Queen Rania of Jordan, Amelia Earhart, Chuck Yeager, every astronaut EVER, Bob Ross. Yeah, that's right. BOB FUCKING ROSS. Let's see YOU paint a happy little tree that fast. Yeah, that's what I thought.
into: Finding awesome new music on Pandora, oversharing, NPR, literacy, fantasizing about banging coworkers and banging up shitty parents, sesquipedalians, sassing, the occasional tasty dark beer, brooding. Learning new stuff. Carl Sagan. Neil Gaiman. Nerdboys.
makes me happy: Curiosity, literacy, alliteration, assonance, sibilance, onomatopoeia. Moderation. Silence. The sound of an acoustic guitar. Having my hair brushed. Sitting still.
gets me hot: Intelligence, eloquence, originality, a cutting wit. Oh, and a big ol' penis.
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Let's see, four years in like a few sentences. Uhh... I think you all got the part about graduating and moving to Raleigh with the boyfriend. Let's see, after that-- got a few jobs, got canned from a few jobs, drank some chai, started directing the Anne McCaffrey fan track at Dragon*Con, drank some more chai, got another job, got canned from that job, got an AWESOME FUCKING JOB HOLY SHITBALLS and am now getting ready to separate from the boyfriend in a completely, unnaturally mutual and amicable way.
Pretty much I'm boring and I suck. And I'm still a 32A.
Great use of your dollars, there, Anonymous.